Rare Danger (Promoz + More)

by LAZËR

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A collection of vintage LAZËR radio appearances, promo tracks, and other oddz'n'endz presented in chronological order.

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1.	Lazër on Vietnamese Radio (First Known Interview) 15:00		buy track
2.	Lazër Interview w/ Texas Gigs 12:19	info	buy track
3.	Hammel Appears on BaD Radio 06:51		buy track
4.	Lazër vs. PPT Saga (Radio Segments w/ Mavs Songs + Diss Tracks) 19:57	info	buy track
5.	M-F-F-L (Original Dallas Mavs Single) 01:35	lyrics	buy track
M-A-V-E-R-I-C-K-S With L-A-Z-Ë-R So...are...you...ready...ready...ready...ready? This ain't no false alarm Big D got an awesome blonde Seven feet with a shot? Come on! Nowitzki gonna drop the bomb! Defenders need to get lost And how could we forget Josh? J-Ho got crazy game! He can play D or make it rain Gana Diop is gonna swat All your shots down on the block Stand clear of Erick Dampier Stay out the paint, he's the man here Avery say, time for D.A. Up so fast you need a replay Marqueezy lookin' all sleepy Drive inside, he make it look easy! Better be wary 'cause Jason Terry will bury a three! Or pass it to Jerry Stack, he go to the rack, attack! Devin and Griffin chip in Put the rest of the bench in Title clinchin' Fairytale endin' But the winnin' Is just beginnin' M-F-F-LLLLLet's get rowdy! M-A-V-SSSSSay it proudly! M-F-F-LLLLLet's get rowdy! M-A-V-SSSSSay it loudly! Let's Go! Come on! Mavericks Fans For Life! Come on! Mavericks Fans For Life! Come on! Mavericks Fans For Life! Come on! Not Gonna Tell You Twice! Come on! Mavericks Fans For Life! Come on! Mavericks Fans For Life! Come on! Mavericks Fans For Life! Come on! Not Gonna Tell You Twice!
6.	Lazër on BaD Radio (Full Interview) 24:29	info	buy track
7.	Lazër Returns to BaD Radio (Live at SummerBash) 05:27		buy track
8.	Lazër was the Band (Vintage Stage Intro) 01:33		buy track
9.	Ben, Skin, Danny & Davey Talk Lazër on The Ticket 01:50		buy track
10.	Lazër's Radio Spots for Hold Fast Tattoos 00:34		buy track
11.	Lazër on The Wild Ass Circus 13:52		buy track
12.	Lazër on The Ben & Skin Show 13:26		buy track
13.	Ben & Skin Theme 01:00		buy track
14.	M-F-F-L ('09 Remix) 01:34	lyrics	buy track
M-A-V-E-R-I-C-K-S With L-A-Z-Ë-R So...are...you...ready...ready...ready...ready? This ain't no false alarm Big D got an awesome blonde Seven feet with a shot? Come on! Nowitzki gonna drop the bomb! Defenderz need to get lost And how could we forget Josh? J-Ho got crazy game! He can play D or make it rain Brandon Bass smash the glass J-Kidd, behind-the-back pass Stand clear of Erick Dampier Stay out the paint, he'z the man here Carlisle say, sick 'em JJ! Run so quick you need a replay The streakin' Puerto Rican And Antoine Wright 'bout to take flight You better be wary of Jason Terry He'll bury a three What happened to Jerry Stack? He never came back! Attack! Hollis be blockin' a shotz Singleton rockin' the spot Lay out LeBron and K.O. Kobe Let'z go get the trophy! M-F-F-LLLLLet'z get rowdy! M-A-V-SSSSSay it proudly! M-F-F-LLLLLet'z get rowdy! M-A-V-SSSSSay it loudly! Let'z Go! Come on! Maverickz Fanz For Life! Come on! Maverickz Fanz For Life! Come on! Maverickz Fanz For Life! Come on! Not Gonna Tell You Twice! Come on! Maverickz Fanz For Life! Come on! Maverickz Fanz For Life! Come on! Maverickz Fanz For Life! Come on! Not Gonna Tell You Twice!
15.	Norm Hitzges Theme (Uncensored) 01:18	lyrics	buy track
Hey yo Briso! Huh? Somebody named Norm just paid LAZËR two million to make a song for him, kid. Norm? Who he iz? I don't know, some old dude that invented radioz or something. Oh, let'z do a freestyle of rapping! Let'z talk about Norm The man been on the air since before you waz born So blow the horn Wake your lazy ass up, it'z 10:00 in the morn' You still asleep? You lame! He 30 yearz deep in the game (Mmm hmm) The godfather, kneel and kiss the cane When you speak the name (Well!) Hitzges, not Norman Schwarzkopf But hiz HSO'z blow your shortz off You don't like him? You not a fan of sportz-talk ("The Ticket") ... Too bad, it'z your loss He'll gobble a Polish sausage Pretzelz and a whole jar of olivez (Mmmm!) Ol' Norm, he a tuna-holic SHHHH! The O.G. droppin' knowledge On any type of sportz That'z played on a field or court At a hockey rink or racetrack He probably even got Ice Capadez statz Plus he doez the draft And love Hitler, you gonna have to Come correct when you talk to him or "Don't you damned call here again!" Don't stop, don't stop Don't stop, don't... d-d-don-don't Make it pop, make it pop Make-m-m-make-make...make it pop-pop Everybody gettin' crunk Everybody gettin' crunk Grab my crotch! That was fantastic!
16.	Man Factory's "Chun Li" (Sneaky Sneak Remix feat. Lazër) 03:23	lyrics	buy track
China! Fanz everywhere put your handz in the air It'z a Man Factory and Lazër family affair Round One, fight! Chun Li stay, Chun Li stay, Chun Li stay in your country And stay away, stay away, stay away from my airplane M. Bison might be sick He want to fight a chick But Chun Li mighty quick And she have lightning kick The monster kill her dad He got her feelin' sad So now she ask to fly And pilot have to cry I couldn't bear to fly you to fight another man (Thailand) Bison'z mean, Bison'z bad, Bison fought, killed your dad I know that you would like some revenge Well don't we all hate his gutz? But I like you way too much Round Two! Chun Li wait, Chun Li wait, Chun Li stay in your country And save your game, save your game, stay away from my airplane Spinning bird kick! (repeatz) This iz the Rhineland remix Lazër... M.F.... It'z not a game I could've sworn somebody told me you liked me too It'z drivin' me wild, I got to know, tell me your smile ain't no joke Rumor haz it you've got a crush But if it ain't so, tell me the truth, so I can get over lovin' you Chun Li?! … Yatta! Now get your dance on, get your fight on Get your dance on while I get my rhyme on So keep your pantz on, we got a time-bomb This be the Capcom Chun Li fight song What a mess This damn plane'z a pain, guess it'z the price of success Chun pressed the start button That'z when I learned that my heart wazn't made for such stress A gut-punch would suck less Than flyin' her to fight Bison, ugh, I'm obsessed Probably failed my drug test High az hell seein' hon' in her dress, I confess Rulebook sayz you can't date the pilot But if I quit, you can't go, and I won't be a pilot no more I know this iz in my best interest But your spikey wristz, bogus hipz, rapid kick, I'm lovin' it Round Three! Chun Li stay, Chun Li stay, Chun Li stay in your country And save your game, save your game, stay away from my airplane Stay away (repeatz) Spinning bird kick! (repeatz)
17.	Mike Sirois Debuts Hammel's "The King of Pong" on Norm Hitzges' Show 08:03		buy track
18.	Hammel Appears on Cirque Du Sirois 15:26		buy track
19.	Hammel's "Viva Sirois" Theme for The Ticket's White Elephant Day 00:47		buy track
20.	Lazër's Christmas Spectacular (Ticket Ambush) 15:02		buy track
21.	Lazër Appears on Cirque "Don" Sirois 24:23	info	buy track
22.	Lazër's Mike Rhyner Keepsakes Spots (Live on The Hardline) 08:09		buy track
23.	Lazër Appears on 500th Episode of Cirque Du Sirois 06:27		buy track
24.	Ben & Skin Play Hammel's Custom-Made Drops 17:13		buy track
25.	Morning Marconis Promo Spot 01:09		buy track
26.	Norm's Infinity Cane Spot (Lazër Private Collection) 04:11	info	buy track
27.	Hammel's NFL Picks on The Downbeat 08:22		buy track